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An introduction to the arsehole detector plug-in & the definition of an image-stealing arsehole.
 

SHARING IS SEXY. STEALING IS NOT.


The Arsehole Detector Plug-inTM

Photographs of me are audaciously lifted from this website and used to promote and sell products I do not endorse, like or get paid for.

To prevent the above form repeat-happening, this website now runs an Arsehole Detector Plug-inTM which automatically collects and stores information about image-thieves and arseholes, including but not limited to: their name, address, current location, telephone number, credit-card information, medical record, weight, age and sexual orientation. I elect to share this information with every telemarketer I can think of, and every third-party – including stalkers, wankers and perverts – who cares to listen. And everyone else too. Because image-stealing is not only illegal, it is also rude.

In case you forgot to download the world memo from the international copyright HQ that says STEALING IS NOT SEXY (and someone clearly forgot), here is a recap:

1. If you take/copy/download a photo from the Internet, anywhere from the Internet, and especially from this website, and you post or use that photo somewhere (i.e., your webshop, website, blog, social media profile etc.), you are an image-stealing arsehole.

2. If you take a photo from Pinterest or another image-stealing arsehole, alas, you do not know the original image source, and you are thinking that is a legit excuse to use said image, you are an ignorant image-stealing arsehole – which is no better than a plain image-stealing arsehole.

3. If you post a photo that is not yours, thinking the source, surely, should be flattered that you like their photo enough to post it as your own or otherwise use it as your own, you are an image-stealing arsehole, who deserves to be slapped in the face repeatedly with a used tampon.


Don’t beat me with a sack of righteous indignation just yet: If you are not an arsehole who missed the above mentioned copyright memo, and you are not using my images on your webshop, blog, Instagram, Facebook and Twitter to sell your products, promote your business or inspire your clueless followers and friends, and you are not otherwise being annoying, you can disregard the above, kick back and get comfortable here on annikavonholdt.com. Because I am all about sharing and being sexy.

And if you would like to know what flies here on annikavonholdt.com in more general terms, check the Copyright & Privacy information.