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An introduction to the arsehole detector plug-in & the definition of an image-stealing arsehole.

The Arsehole Detector Plug-inTM

Certain individuals and businesses are making money off my head shots – without my permission. Photographs are audaciously lifted from this website and/or my social media profiles and used to promote and sell products I’ve never even heard of.

To prevent the above form perpetually repeating itself, this web-site now runs an Arsehole Detector Plug-inTM which automatically collects and stores information about image-thieves and arseholes, including, but not limited to: their name, address, current location, telephone number, credit-card information, medical record, weight, age and sexual orientation. I elect to share this information with every telemarketer I can think of, and any third-party – including stalkers, wankers and perverts – who cares to listen. And everyone else too. Because image-stealing is not only illegal, it’s also rude and pisses me off.

In case you forgot to download the world memo from the international copyright HQ that says STEALING IS NOT SEXY, and someone clearly forgot, here’s a recap:

1. If you take/copy/download a photo from the Internet, anywhere from the Internet, and especially from this website, and you post or use that photo somewhere (i.e., your webshop, website, blog, social media profile etc.), you’re an image-stealing arsehole.

2. If you take a photo from Pinterest or another image-stealing arsehole, alas, you don’t know the original image source, and you’re thinking that is a legit excuse to use said image, you’re an ignorant image-stealing arsehole.

3. If you post a photo that is not yours, thinking the source, surely, should be flattered that you like their photo enough to post it as your own or otherwise use it as your own, you’re an image-stealing arsehole, who deserves to be slapped in the face repeatedly with a used super-plus tampon.


Don’t beat me with a sack of righteous indignation just yet: If you are not an arsehole, as such, who missed the above mentioned copyright memo, and you’re not using my images on your webshop, blog, Instagram, Facebook and Twitter – without permission or credit – to sell your products, promote your business or inspire your clueless followers and friends, and you’re not otherwise being annoying, you can disregard the above, kick back and get comfortable here on annikavonholdt.com. Because I am all about sharing and being sexy.

And if you’d like to know what flies here on annikavonholdt.com in more general terms, check the Copyright & Privacy terms.