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The Arsehole Detector Plug-inTM

People and businesses are making money off my head shots – without my permission; they simply steal photographs from my website or my Instagram profile and use them to promote and sell their products. It’s not only unethical, it’s also illegal. I have had to remove almost all photos of myself from my website to prevent this from repeating itself.

This web-site now runs an Arsehole Detector Plug-inTM which automatically collects and stores information about image-thieves and arseholes, including, but not limited to: their name, address, current location, telephone number, credit-card information, medical record, weight, age and sexual orientation. We elect to share this information with every telemarketer, we can think of, and any third-party – including stalkers, wankers and perverts – who cares to listen. And everyone else too. Because image-stealing is rude and pisses us off.

And just to make this crystal clear:

1. If you take a photo from the Internet, anywhere on the Internet, and especially this website, and you post that photo, without permission, somewhere (i.e., your website, blog, social media profile etc.), you’re an image-stealing arsehole.

2. If you take a photo from another image-stealing arsehole, alas, you don’t know the original image source, and you’re thinking that is a “legit” excuse, you’re an ignorant image-stealing arsehole.

3. If you post a photo that is not yours, thinking the source, surely, should be flattered that you like their photo enough to post it as your own, you’re an image-stealing arsehole, who deserves to be slapped in the face, repeatedly, with a used tampon.

Don’t beat us with a sack of righteous indignation just yet: If you are not an arsehole, as such, who forgot to download the world memo from the international copyright HQ that says STEALING IS NOT SEXY, and you’re not using our images on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter – without permission or credit – to promote your business or “inspire” your clueless followers and friends, and you’re not otherwise being annoying, you can disregard the above, kick back and get comfortable here on annikavonholdt.com.

Because we are all about sharing and being sexy.

And if you’d like to know what flies here on annikavonholdt.com, in more general terms, check the Copyright & Privacy terms.