The Arsehole Detector Plug-in ™

Annika von Holdt. Com has been alive since sometime in May, 1998. It has gone through many shapes and forms, moods and ambiances since then. We kept our html-documents and links up to date, typed a lot words, posted a lot of pictures. We liked it here. However, we came to a point where we had enough – somewhere around April, 2007, as it was, where it seemed that anybody with a dirty mind and access to a keyboard was typing words and phrases – void of punctuation, logic and direction – and opinions reliant on short-form communication, that closes all sentences with a LOL and posting them all over the fucking place under cover of unisex first names, and we lost interest in the game; The last couple of years, this website has been a waste of space pretty much like that 5-8 inches space between the bottom of a disrespectfully tall teenager’s shirt and the top of his over-sized trousers, ignored by its owner … and just about everyone else, too. But we’re back with a fresh layout and good intentions. Although you should know, we’re not as sweet as we used to be.

This web-site now runs an Arsehole Detector Plug-inTM that automatically collects and stores information about image-thieves and arseholes, including, but not limited to: their name, address, current location, telephone number, credit-card information, medical record, weight, age and sexual orientation. We elect to share this information with every telemarketer, we can think of, and any third-party, including stalkers, wankers and perverts, who cares to listen. And everyone else too. Because image-stealing is rude and pisses us off.

Unfortunately, we all know what a arse hole is, don’t we? But what is image-stealing arse hole, you may ask?

It’s pretty simple. And there’s no get-out-of-jail free card on this;

1. If you take a photo from the Internet, anywhere on the Internet, and especially this website, and you post that photo, without permission, somewhere (i.e., your website, blog, social media profile etc.), you’re an image-stealing arsehole.

2. If you take a photo from another image-stealing arsehole, alas, you don’t know the original image source, and you’re thinking that is a “legit” excuse, you’re an ignorant image-stealing arsehole.

3. If you post a photo that is not yours, thinking the source, surely, should be flattered that you like their photo enough to post it as your own, you’re an image-stealing arsehole, who deserves to be slapped in the face, repeatedly, with a used tampon.

Don’t beat us with a sack of righteous indignation just yet: If you are not an arsehole, as such, who forgot to download the world memo from the international copyright HQ that says stealing is not sexy, and you’re not using our images on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter – without permission or credit – to promote your business or “inspire” your clueless followers and friends, you’re not generally behaving like six shades of ignorant, or otherwise being annoying, you can disregard the above, kick back and get comfortable here on

Because we are all about sharing and being friendly.