Feel free to send me a note. I am at my office daily between 9am-10am, catching up on sleep or ignoring e-mail.

I accept shameless flattery in all currencies and at all hours of the day. Send compliments, praise and virtual flowers to:

(You can leave expensive shoes at my door step, size 38, throughout the day . . . or night).

If you have questions, comments, suggestions, complaints, plans, ideas, opinions, dirty laundry, or the like, call your mother. Her elves will sort it. It’s their job.

Although I bow to the God within you and all that namaste bull-shit, there are certain limits. If you are a small-time publisher and think I might want to write a story for your anthology for free, ask yourself whether you would work for free. If the answer is NO, then you probably don’t want to ask me either.